Bad Q & A’s


Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A: A fsh

Q: What do you call a fly without wings?

A: A walk.

Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?

A. Ground beef.

Q. Why don’t chickens wear underwear?

A. Because their pecker is on their head.

Q: What happens if you get a gigabyte?

A: It megahertz.

Q: What’s brown and sticky?

A: A stick.

Q: What’s grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

A: An elephant rolling down a hill with a dandelion in its mouth.

Q: Did you hear about the two ships that collided at sea?

A: One was carrying red paint and the other was carrying blue paint. All the sailors ended up being marooned.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

A: Dam.

Q: How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?

A: Wi’ Jammin.

Q: What does Bob Marley say to his friends when he buys doughnuts?

A: Hope you like Jammin too.

Q: What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

A: Nothing. It just let out a little wine.

Q: Why did the man get the sack from the orange juice factory?

A: Because he couldn’t concentrate.

Q: What’s ET short for?

A: Because he’s only got little legs.

Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?

A: Cell phones.

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A: Frostbite.

Q: What is the difference between a snowman and snow-woman ?

A: Snowballs.

Q: What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?

A: A stick.

Q: What do you call an empty bottle of Cheeze-Whiz?

A: Cheeze-Was.

Q: What do invisible babies drink?

A: Evaporated milk.

Q: Why was the mummy tense and stressed?

A: He was all wound up.

Q: Why are skeletons scared?

A: They’re easily rattled.

Q: Why was the broom late to pick up the witch?

A: It over swept.

Q: Did you hear about the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?

A: He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

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