Why Beer Is Better Than Women


  1. You can enjoy a beer all month long.

  2. Beer stains wash out.

  3. You don’t have to wine and dine a beer.

  4. Your beer will always wait patiently in the car while you play ball.

  5. If your beer is flat, you can toss it out.

  6. Beer is never late.

  7. A beer doesn’t get jealous when you grab another beer.

  8. A hangover will go away.

  9. Beer labels come off without a fight.

  10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.

  11. A beer never has a headache.

  12. A beer will never nag you.

  13. A beer won’t get upset if you come home and have another beer.

  14. If you pour a beer right, you’ll always get good head.

  15. A beer always goes down easy.

  16. You can share a beer with friends.

  17. You always know if you’re the first one to pop a beer.

  18. A beer is always wet.

  19. A beer doesn’t demand equality.

  20. You can have a beer in public.

  21. A beer doesn’t care what time you come home.

  22. A frigid beer is a good beer.

  23. You don’t have to wash a beer for it to taste good.

  24. If you decide to change beers, you don’t have to pay alimony.

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