Once Chuck Norris touched an electric pole during rain and electricity got a shock.
When Chuck-Norris goes to immigration checkup, the officers show him their passports.
Solar Eclipses occurs because Chuck Norris was sleeping during the day.
Chuck Norris taught a kid to play Counter Strike… that kid is now known as Osama Bin Laden.
Once Superman, He-man and Bat-man paid a visit to Chuck Norris… that day was Teacher’s Day.