Chuck Norris Awards goes to Oscar.
Twitter follows Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not tweet; he roars.
Once Chuck Norris was given a tickets for over speeding at 100 miles per hour… when walking.
Others can forward SMS text messages; Chuck Norris can rewind them.
When Chuck Norris dies, his tombstone won’t say RIP. It will say BRB!
Alfred Nobel got nominated for the Chuck Norris Prize.
Chuck Norris knows Who Wants to be a millionaire.
Chuck Norris can make a phone call with his iPod.
Chuck Norris was playing baseball and he hit a home-run. The ball is now called as Pluto.
Facebook sent friend request to Chuck Norris.
Google gives zero results for “when will chuck norris lose”