New Year’s Resolutions for HIM and HER


Her – Lose weight / Go on a diet / Drink more water
Him – One case beer per weekend (unless having guys over or Superbowl weekend)

Her – ONLY one chocolate bar per week
Him – ONLY three nights at topless bar per week

Her – Workout – Jog/Step Bench 5 times week
Him – Move furniture to find lost little black book and bedroom TV remote

Her – Subscribe to Shape/Fitness Magazine
Him – Call 1-800 number to get on Victoria’s Secret catalog mailing list

Her – Go on romantic second date with Bob/Accounting
Him – Score on second date with Suzy/Marketing

Her – Get organized/clean house
Him – Give old Penthouse mags to Goodwill (or younger brother)

Her – Buy new Daily Planner
Him – Buy new little Black Book if no luck under furniture

Her – Find out name of tall good-looking guy in Finance
Him – Score with tall, long-legged Blond in Finance

Her – Read More / Less TV
Him – Buy Dish – More sports channels!!

Her – Watch quality TV with positive messages
Him – When surfing DO NOT stop on “Allie McBeal” -EVER

Her – Plan budget / Save more money
Him – Only three nights at topless bar per week

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One thought on “New Year’s Resolutions for HIM and HER

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