Sardar jokes


Santa : “Would you have married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?”
His wife Jasmeet : “Honey, I’d have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE”

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Santa : “When my wife is infuriated, she starts shouting at me, my children and even at our dogs and nobody dares answer her.”
Banta : “And when you are angry, what do you do?”
Santa : “I also shout angrily at the windows and doors of the house and none of them dares to answer back.

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Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and auto rickshaws will have 3 tyres.

Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server? Which methodology will follow?
A. Send it through courier.

Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA?
A. As you wish , I do not have any objections.

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Banta : I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife Preeto that I’d be home tonight, and when I got into my room I found Preeto in another man’s arms.

Santa : kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, “Maybe, she didn’t get the fax.”

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Santa: What Is The Similarity Between Girl Friend And Mobile?

Banta: Both Are Disconnected When There Is NO Money.

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Sardar: In my dreams rats play football every night

Doctor: take this tablet you will be OK

Saradar: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final match

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INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room , how can you escape if it caught fire?

Sardar : Simple, stop imagining.

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Sardar starts shouting in a store……

where is my free gift with this oil?

Shopkeeper : there is nothing free with this

Sardar: it is written CHOLESTEROL FREE.

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Sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat.

His friend asks him “What Sardarji? Are you afraid of the cinema?”

Sardarji replies “I am an intelligent man, I know it is a movie, but does that animal know?”

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Banta and and son went fishing one day. Sitting in the boat for a couple of hours gave them not much to do, so the son started thinking about the world around him. He began to get curious so he asked his father some questions.

“How does this boat float?”

Banta thought for a moment, then replied, “Don’t rightly know, son.”

The boy returned to his contemplation, but soon came up with another one, “How do fish breath underwater?”

Once again Banta replied, “Don’t rightly know, son.”

A little later the boy asked Banta, “Why is the sky blue?”

Again, Banta replied, “Don’t rightly know, son.”

Worried he was going to annoy his father, he said, “Dad, do you mind my asking you all of these questions?”

Banta immediately assured him, “Of course not, son. If you don’t ask questions, you’ll never learn anything!”

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A Sardar was cutting side of capsule before taking it.

His Friend asked him why are you doing so ?

He replied :-“TO AVOID SIDE EFFECTS”….!!

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Santa: I have swallowed a Key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

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Santa’s wife dies. He is calm, but his wife’s lover is crying furiously…
Finally, Santa consoles him: Don’t worry buddy, I will marry again.

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A Sardar  received an invitation, to a party which said “Black Tie Only”!!
When he went to the party he was surprised to find the other invitees wearing trousers and shirts as well !!!!
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