Fruity Short Hilarious Jokes ~ Fruit Jokes


– Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

– Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.

– A gay man with diarrhea is called juicy fruit!

– The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

– Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation? Because she threw out all the bent ones.

– “Patience” is a naked woman lying down with her legs apart under a banana tree. 

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