– Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
– Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
– A gay man with diarrhea is called juicy fruit!
– The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
– Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation? Because she threw out all the bent ones.
– “Patience” is a naked woman lying down with her legs apart under a banana tree.