Political Short Hilarious Jokes ~ Political Jokes


– A politician is a man who stands for what he thinks the voters will fall for.

– Leftists are among the first to speak of their rights.

– The honest politician. Take my advice; I don’t use it anyway.

– It’s tough being a politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies the other half is ruined by the truth!

– Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.

– Crime is merely politics without the excuses.

– The reason they bury politicians 26 feet under is because deep down they’re nice guys.

– A politician is one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after. 

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