Short Hilarious Jokes about Life, The Universe and Everything ~ Life Jokes


 

-The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.

 

– Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

 

– Your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck.

 

– At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.

 

– If you continue to live in the past, your life is history.

 

– The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it’s open.

 

– When you harbour bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.

 

– Misfortune is the kind of fortune that never misses.


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