Short Hilarious Jokes about Life, The Universe and Everything ~ Life Jokes


-The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.


– Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.


– Your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck.


– At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.


– If you continue to live in the past, your life is history.


– The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it’s open.


– When you harbour bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.


– Misfortune is the kind of fortune that never misses.


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