– Getting sick at the airport, could be a terminal illness.
– If at first you don’t succeed, parachuting is not for you.
– An ‘Aeroplane Blonde’ is one who has bleached her hair but still has a ‘black box’.
– People who say they never fart, are full of hot air.
– No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening.
– Two wrongs may not make a right; but two Wrights made an airplane.